Prepare for unforeseen reblogs

xxcactusdudexx:

you ever playing a video game and die in such a bullshit way that you need to go lie down for a few hours to recover

me whenever I fall

calleo:

ipodiphoneirack:

debra-mummified:

wakeuplena:

c-a-bergamot:

factualwiley:

This man’s face

You can tell she has a Tumblr.

his face is my hero

there was a doctor at the end of this video who I wish with all my heart had more time to speak because he was about to lay down some serious stuff and was not having any of those idiots bullshit.

From the same video.

"It’s really hard to exercise." 

When TiTP meets reality and realizes there isn’t a ‘report’ or ‘block’ button outside of their echo chamber.

emojustinyoung:

"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,

A NSFW Post

realhousewivesofnightvale:

  • using malfunctioning equipment 
  • not wearing a hard-hat in the proper zones
  • leaving the coffee pot on
  • exposed wires 
  • not knowing the locations of the fire exits
  • blowtorch juggling 

unsinkabledestroyer:

Home alone I could watch porn without bothering anyone.

No I just end up singing as best I can Sabaton’s Panzerkampf.

hoganddice:

takethethirdoption:

I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.

pleatedjeans:

shoebox

theravennest:

rizaoftheowls:

hugh-danced-the-dancy:

leonardodiretardo:

i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.

I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.

clearly you never tried to write a word document in the 90s

image

everyonesahero:

does anybody else just like

research things for fun

like you’re curious about something so you go read the whole wikipedia article on it and then read all the stuff the wikipedia article references and go to the library and read some books on it until you have all this new knowledge about a subject that actually has no real bearing on your life you were just kind of interested in something 

this is the summary of my life

hangingfire:


William Gibson, @greatdismal, has broken #gamergate's heart. https://t.co/WcJDyzlCdq pic.twitter.com/mWlVfRNKDR
— Tasneem Raja (@tasneemraja)
October 17, 2014
Don’t mind me; just sitting over here drinking the GamerGate tears like they were a fine glass of Veuve Clicquot.
ETA: Wait’ll that manbaby finds out that the heroine of The Peripheral is a girl who plays video games.

hangingfire:

William Gibson, @greatdismal, has broken #gamergate's heart. https://t.co/WcJDyzlCdq pic.twitter.com/mWlVfRNKDR

— Tasneem Raja (@tasneemraja)
October 17, 2014

Don’t mind me; just sitting over here drinking the GamerGate tears like they were a fine glass of Veuve Clicquot.

ETA: Wait’ll that manbaby finds out that the heroine of The Peripheral is a girl who plays video games.